Is your long distance relationship taking its toll or your sex life? Or maybe you’re just bored at home and your partner’s doing the same? Trying out some phone sex wouldn’t hurt, except maybe when you’re real bad at it. And once upon a time you had to have been at least a little curious at trying it out right? Then here are some quick tips to help you. (If you don’t have a partner there are always free phone sex lines, go ahead and look some up, there’s also a sex chat service too if you don’t feel like speaking)

First of all make sure your timing’s right. Nothing kills the mood quicker than calling at a bad time. And always make sure both of you are alone and that no one else could walk in on your naughty little deed, but if you’re feeling adventurous then to go ahead, if that turns you on more.

So now it’s been established that you’re both alone and in the mood, but don’t start talking dirty just yet, start off with something like “I called because I can’t get you off my mind” or something like that. When you’ve got their attention then start reminding them of sex, then proceed to how you like to get it done, you have to be really creative here, use colorful and detailed descriptions of what you’d like to do and what you would like your partner to do to you, of course you can let the other person do the talking if you’re more comfortable with that, but at least participate, and also avoid using proper or medical terms, the point here is to talk dirty, unless maybe you’re a doctor.

Pleasuring yourself may not be necessary but it’ll definitely add to the excitement, it’ll be even better if you have a speakerphone or a hands free headset (a webcam would be nice too) and don’t forget to make those oh so sexy sounds.

I hope this helps those long distance lovers out there, because it really does suck being apart from your love. Enjoy!